|Oh Richie, were you also expecting a phone call|
informing you that the 2nd round of the playoffs
had started as well?
Paul Holmgren: Has forgotten how to do basic math and has given the Flyers cap problems for at least the next 5 years.
Dan Ellis: Has claimed that he "forgot" to pay his ESCROW.
Nick Lidstrom: Is so old that he has in fact, forgotten to retire.
Paul Holmgren: Has forgotten the rules of the CBA pertaining to 35+ contracts and gave Pronger 7 years and a cap hit of 4.921.
The Toronto Maple Leafs: Have forgotten what the playoffs are.
Joe Thornton: Has apparently forgotten that he is playing in the playoffs right now.
Paul Holmgren: Has forgotten, like his predecessor, what "goaltending" is.
Kyle Wellwood: Forgets to stick to his diet.
Evgeni Nabokov: Forgot that the Islanders do NOT yet have a new arena and ended up lost on Long Island because he absolutely thought that there was no way an NHL team would ever play in the Nassau Coliseum.
Michael Leighton: Has forgotten how to close his 5-hole.
Paul Holmgren: Forgot that Michael Leighton doesn't know how to close his 5 hole and therefore gave him a 1.55 cap hit.
Chris Pronger: Would like to forget this year from hell.
Scott Hartnell and Kris Versteeg: Have both forgotten how to skate which led to the fun of Hartnell Down and Versteeg Down counts.
Jonathan Toews: Has forgotten how to blink, show emotion, and display normal.
The Boston Bruins: Have forgotten that it's perfectly OK to score when you're up a man.
Paul Holmgren: Has forgotten what a draft pick is due to the fact that the Flyers haven't had one in forever.
Roberto Luongo, and many of the Vancouver Canucks: Have forgotten the difference between a diving pool and an ice rink.
Matt Cooke: Will most likely soon forget the lesson he learned from his 17 game suspension for a headshot and will end up elbowing Gregory Campbell in the head early next season.
Gary Bettman: Has obviously forgotten that he doesn't work for the NBA anymore.
Patrick Kane: Has forgotten what it's like to be sober
The Flyers Entire Defensive Corps: Randomly forgets how to play defense leaving Brian Boucher alone against Zdeno Chara slap shots.
Daniel Carcillo: Forgot that some things, like questions involving sexual turn ons, are probably better left to realm of a "DM" on Twitter.
Ilya Bryzgalov: Forgot that the playoffs actually count.