As well all know, last season Jeff Carter lost his on ice scoring touch. To balance this, he allegedly started doing a lot of scoring off the ice, with a Mrs. Hartnell.
(Click on the pic to see it full sized)
Well, the DGS SuperSpies found an old laptop the other day, and on it were some old saved AIM conversations between Jeff Carter and Scott Hartnell, we read them and found them quite enlightening.
(In the interest of full disclosure, the following conversation is parody created by the DGS minds and is a complete work of fiction.)
What's the over/under on how many people try to IM those screen names?
ReplyDeleteWow DGS,
ReplyDeletehow do your spies do it? Is there any way you can find out how the Pronger-Richards fight from last November went down?
Loyal DGS-Reader
P.S. While I love it and glad you included a similar picture, I still wish Lauren Pronger somehow joined the IM convo.
ReplyDeleteHartnell, scores the garbage goals and picks up Carters sloppy seconds, how nice.
ReplyDeleteSo you finally admit that you're a fraud who doesn't report real news. I came here expecting real news and you finally admit that you do not deliver it.
ReplyDeleteDude, you should have titled this post., "Jeff Carter: If I did it, here's how"
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