(See PetShark, I can put links in new windows!)
Anyway, as you see he asked the question, but luckily we have an answer....
Bryzgalov is Russian Toskala.
Anyway, Ilya Bryzgalov has a lot of questions and we have answers.
- Q: Why you heff to be mad?
A: Philadelphia makes 2 trips to WPG and 2 OTT and 2 to BUF, this is 6 games too many for cold.
- Q: (When Bryz watches Hulu/YouTube) Why you heff to see ad?
A: Because most people on the planet have yet to sucker Ed Snider into overpaying for their services so they sell commercials for cash.
- Q: (When watching Matt Cooke, Trevor Gillies and Raffi Torres) Why you heff to be bad?
A: These are headshot artists, they have no talent.
- Q: Why you heff to be sad?
A: Dan Ellis cries when he sees the Bryz contract. Every single day.
- Q: Why you heff to be glad?
A: Ville Leino and Christian Ehrhoff are not ruining my team's salary cap. There's hope for Holmgren.
- Q: Why you heff to be rad?
A: Evgeni Nabokov thinks he's cool and "rad" by not reporting but really...he's just old.
- Q: Why you heff to be dad?
A: Oskars Bartulis already is.
- Q: Why you heff many pad?
A: This room, with many pads, is where Rick DiPietro lives, we don't want him breaking an arm by walking around.
There, now you know.