Other Bryzgalov Questions (WITH ANSWERS!) so it's the Bryzgalov FAQ

So, Devils writer Kevin from In Lou We Trust tweeted this earlier.

(See PetShark, I can put links in new windows!)

Anyway, as you see he asked the question, but luckily we have an answer....

Bryzgalov is Russian Toskala.


Anyway, Ilya Bryzgalov has a lot of questions and we have answers.

1. Q: Why you heff to be mad?
   A: Philadelphia makes 2 trips to WPG and 2 OTT and 2 to BUF, this is 6 games too many for cold.
   
   
   
   
2. Q: (When Bryz watches Hulu/YouTube) Why you heff to see ad?
   A: Because most people on the planet have yet to sucker Ed Snider into overpaying for their services so they sell commercials for cash.
   
   
   
   
3. Q: (When watching Matt Cooke, Trevor Gillies and Raffi Torres) Why you heff to be bad?
   A: These are headshot artists, they have no talent.
   
   
   
4. Q: Why you heff to be sad?
   A: Dan Ellis cries when he sees the Bryz contract. Every single day.
   
   
   
5. Q: Why you heff to be glad?
   A: Ville Leino and Christian Ehrhoff are not ruining my team's salary cap. There's hope for Holmgren.
   
   
   
6. Q: Why you heff to be rad?
   A: Evgeni Nabokov thinks he's cool and "rad" by not reporting but really...he's just old.
   
   
   
7. Q: Why you heff to be dad?
   A: Oskars Bartulis already is.
   
   
   
8. Q: Why you heff many pad?
   A: This room, with many pads, is where Rick DiPietro lives, we don't want him breaking an arm by walking around.

There, now you know.