Goalie Romance

DGS was at the Flyers game against the Panthers yesterday. During the game, when Bobrovsky made a save, occasionally the words "Bob, Bob, Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bob" would play to the tune of Bad Romance by Lady GaGa. This caught my my eye, and it turns out, the Flyers actually have the full version of this song. Needless to say, I was really happy that the DGS SuperSpies were able to find me the full set of lyrics, because as we all know, "in Soviet Russia, song write YOU!!!!!!!". For your reading pleasure, here they are.


Edit: Here's the original song for those (JASON) who don't know it





Russian Romance (Parody of Lady GaGa's- Bad Romance)


Bob, Bob,
Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob, baby
Bob Bob Bob
Bob, Bob, Bob
Bob, Bob
Sergei Bobrovsky

I want your slap shots, and your favourite dekes
I want your one timers, all aimed right at me
Right at my glove,
Glove, glove glove, gonna save some shots.

I want your wristers, deflected on net
I want my leather trapper to make you upset
I use my glove
Glove, glove, glove, gonna save some shots.

You know that I'll stop you
And you know that I want to
I want it bad, it's goalie romance

I watch your horror, as you cross the blue line
Cause you're a failure, since the save is mine
I used my glove
Glove glove glove, my lovely glove

You know that I'll stop you
You know that I need to
(Cause I'm a real good rookie)
I want it bad, it's goalie romance

I use my glove, and I use my speed
My quick reflexes are all that I need
I want my glove, a pad save is my only deed

Ohhh, caught in goalie romance
Ohhh, caught in goalie romance

Bob Bob Bob

Bob, Bob, Bob

Bob, Bob
Sergei Bobrovsky

Glove glove, pad save, faceoff

workin like it's Pronger's day off

Glove, glove, stick save, face off

Pronger's elbow took your head off

I used my glove, now you want some revenge
I used my glove, Pronger is not your friend

J'utilise mon bâton et j'arrête le coup
J'utilise mon bâton, Pronger's not your friend

No, he's not your friend

(It's the bitter end)
My team's winning again

We're winning again

I used my glove, now you want some revenge

Fans and me could live goalie romance

Fans gave my love, all that love is well earned

Fans and me have found goalie romance

Want goalie romance?

(Oh caught in goalie romance)

Want goalie romance?

Want goalie romance?

Bob Bob Bob

Bob, Bob, Bob

Bob, Bob
Sergei Bobrovsky