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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

NHL Mirrors

So I'm sitting the UTP After Party and Pete found a link to NHL Mirrors. This got me thinking; what do you see if you look in each team's NHL-Mirror. Well needless to say, I went and found out.

  • Philadelphia Flyers: No matter who you are, looking at this mirror automatically results in a goalie controversy in Philadelphia  
  • New York Islanders: Looking in this mirror will cause you to see the next Rick DiPietro injury.
  • New Jersey Devils: If you look in this mirror; you see the past, present and future of the organization, but don't buy costs $100,000,000.00
  • New York Rangers: The 2003 NHL mirrors had 1 dud in 30 mirrors...Glen Sather found the one dud.
  • Pittsburgh Penguins: The owner of the store that sells the NHL mirrors really loves the #87 of Penguins mirror. Warning: no customers outside of Pittsburgh actually like this mirror.
  • Toronto Maple Leafs: Whenever this mirror is changed, the new part is automatically touted as the greatest mirror ever, regardless of the fact that it is probably totally over-hyped.
  • Montreal Canadiens: Warning: this mirror reflects light back at you; setting your car on fire.
  • Ottawa Senators: This mirror finally broke and is now being rebuilt; it probably will still suck though.
  • Buffalo Sabres: The old mirror had a slug; now the slug is gone but no one actually cares
  • Boston Bruins: This mirror is made up of parts that SHOULD be part of the Maple Leafs mirror but got rejected. That being said, this mirror is far better than the Toronto mirror.
  • Washington Capitals: Made of Red and Blue this mirror works well, then mysteriously shatters at the first sign of pressure.
  • Atlanta Thrashers: this mirror is so shiny, that looking directly at it will cause you to pass out for no reason.
  • Tampa Bay Lightning: This is one rich mirror and owning will cause problems. Also, everyone suspects that part of this mirror will always be moved to Montreal despite it never happening.
  • Florida Panthers: This mirror has existed for close to 20 years, but it's never really been noticed.
  • Carolina Hurricanes: The only time this mirror was ever actually cared about was when the store that carried it hosted a competition for the best versions of the other 29 mirrors.
  • Detroit Red Wings: Despite being old and about to break, this mirror always seems to keep on working just fine.
  • Chicago Blackhawks: This mirror will be cracked and distorted for 50 years, then finally get cleaned up...only to be taken apart and used to build the Atlanta Mirror.
  • Nashville Predators: This magical mirror is not only boring, but it's most notable characteristic is the really tall Scandinavians that guard it.
  • St Louis Blues: Yeah; it's a mirror. Solidly built. Good at reflecting things, but really hard to talk about.
  • Columbus Blue Jackets: It's a mediocre mirror that does mediocre things. Actually this mirror always attracts fans of the Pittsburgh mirror much to the chagrin of the one person in the world who likes the Blue Jackets.        
  • Colorado Avalanche: This mirror literally fails at everything, blame Matt Hunwick.    

  • Minnesota Wild: Looking into this mirror for long periods of time will cause you to fall asleep.
  • Edmonton Oilers: This mirror could be really awesome...if anyone actually wanted to use it...but it is just so damn cold there, and that's before the frigid winter sets in.
  • Calgary Flames: This mirror allows to look into the past and see the past Flames still in action...wait...what's that you say? that's NOT a magical mirror.
  • Vancouver Canucks: This meteor shatters whenever left in the same room as the Blackhawks mirror.
  • Dallas Stars: This mirror is known for just hanging around, but when looked at, you realize it's a damn good mirror.
  • Los Angeles Kings: A mirror loaded with awesome features like "Brown" and a "Doughty Block" but it doesn't seem to be working at it's potential. This is what happens a Terry Murray and John Stevens is in charge of keeping it maintained.
  • Anaheim Ducks: What started off a Disney like joke, became just a generic joke. That being said, looking into this mirror combined with the St Louis mirror allows you to see Norris Divisions past.
  • Phoenix Coyotes: This mirror always reflects an image of Winnipeg. No idea why.
  • San Jose Sharks: This mirror is the original model of the Washington mirror; only it's teal. 

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