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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Dropping the Gloves with HockeyBroad

It's on, again. DGS has dropped the gloves with another blogger, this time, it's HockeyBroad (she's not a puck bunny).

We've picked our all-star teams and the results are on,'s the rosters and mine come with why I picked them.

See, I didn't pick based on just hockey talent, I picked based on all around talent.

Here are the Roster's

TEAM HOCKEYBROAD (a.k.a. "Team Toews")

Coach: Quenneville/Haviland

Team Captain: Jonathan Toews 
Alternate Captains: Steven Stamkos, Nicklas Lidstrom

Tim Thomas (G)
Alex Ovechkin (LW)
Carey Price (G)
Patrick Sharp (LW)
Daniel Sedin (LW)
Kris Letang (D)
Marc-Andre Fleury (G)
Tobias Enstrom (D)
Dan Boyle (D)
Marc Staal (D)
Martin St Louis (RW)
Erik Karlsson (D)
Loui Eriksson (LW)
Matt Duchene (C)
Eric Staal (C)
Corey Perry  (RW)
Patrick Kane (RW)
Patrik Elias (LW)

Rookie squad:
Logan Couture
Kevin Shattenkirk
Taylor Hall
Derek Stepan
Tyler Seguin
Cam Fowler

TEAM DOWN GOES SPEZZA (a.k.a. "Team Kesler")

Coaches: Vigneault/Laviolette

Team Captain: Ryan Kesler (Had to corner the market on All-Star's who head's have been taken off by Jesse Boulerice)
Alternate Captains: Dustin Byfuglien (Had to corner the market on forwards disguised as defenseman part 1), Sidney Crosby (I support multi-sport athletes, and as we know, Sidney's a soccer-like diver)

Duncan Keith (D) (Drafted for sake asking him what swallowing teeth is like)
Jonas Hiller (G) (He force choked me)
Cam Ward (G) (He's not from a team hate)
Henrik Lundqvist (G) (Hopefully Lavi plays Lundqvist the entire game...)
Henrik Sedin (C) (Had to make sure we could tell these guys apart)
Shea Weber (D) (Hardest slap shot part 1a)
Zdeno Chara (D) (Hardest slap shot part 1)
Claude Giroux (RW) (You don't know this, but I sell grilled cheese sandwiches for a living)
Brent Burns (D) (Had to corner the market on forwards disguised as defenseman part 3)
Mike Green (D) (Had to corner the market on forwards disguised as defenseman part 2)
Anze Kopitar (C) (Slovenia!)
Jarome Iginla (RW) (Needed a preview of playing for the Flyers before the trade in April for Nik Zherdev)
David Backes (RW) (Inglourious Backes is gonna kill the opponents again)
Brad Richards (C) (Also needed to aquaint him with playing for a real team)
Rick Nash (RW) (Well, I have a ton of talented centers so I felt like he needs to know what that's like)
Evgeni Malkin (C) (Had to corner the market on ugly Russians)
Phil Kessel (RW) (Sami Salo wasn't around for my 'players without balls')
Ales Hemsky (RW) (Had to corner the market on 'players who score after Patrik Stefan misses empty nets')

Rookie squad:
Jordan Eberle
Jeff Skinner
Michael Gabner
Tyler Ennis
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Evgeny Dadonov

I picked Rookies at random...

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