Michael Leighton: King of Pain

(Parody of King of Pain by The Police written by PhillyGirl)

There’s a little sore spot on my groin today
Wish I’d gotten it fixed yesterday
Andy is keeping me third from the top
A trade to the Sabres the Hawks won’t stop

I have stood here before behind the scoring Kane
Waiver wire turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping a team’ll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

There’s an open spot on the Ducks today
(That`s a goal down there)
But got sent to Portland anyway
(That’s a goal down there)
There’s a call been made to come back to the top
(That’s a goal down there)
But a claim by Nashville that just won’t stop
(That’s a goal down there)

I have stood here before behind the scoring Kane
Waiver wire turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping a team’ll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

20 minutes later it’s back to the goalie mall
(That’s a goal down there)
Claimed by a Flyers team in a massive free fall
(That’s a goal down there)
Back to the wire when Biron stops the ebb
(That’s a goal down there)
A locker with my name in Montreal’s web
(That’s a goal down there)

I have stood here before behind the scoring Kane
Waiver wire turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping a team’ll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

There’s a trade to the Canes cause the Habs want out
Few more years then back to the wire without a doubt
There’s a Flyers team that’s looking mighty dead
Going to try to keep them from seeing red

Fear of Kane

There’s an ankle in need of an ice pack
Despite a goal by Kane they want me back

There's a little sore spot on my back today
Heading back to the Phantoms one way

I have stood here before behind the scoring Kane
Waiver wire turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping a team’ll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

Fear of Kane
I'll always be king of pain
I'll always be king of pain