Most Handsome Man with a Girl's Name: Obviously it's Jody Shelley
|Oh ladies, you can't say 'no' tho this lovely smile|
Most likely to be a Finnish Rockstar in the offseason: Kimmo Timonen
|Yeah, Kimmo's cooler than you, no biggie|
Most Likely to Cause an Orgasm with a deke: Claude Giroux
|It's the Grilled Cheese, I swear!|
Best Use of Sad Puppy Dog Eyes: Michael Leighton
|Well, it's time we "waive" goodbye and start anew|
The Smile of the Year Award: Draw between Daniel Carcillo and Darroll Powe
|It's not like I have teeth to show...|
|I like Toques, and being wanted to creeping|
The Most "Hip" Award: Matt Walker
(Editor's Note: Apparently no pictures of Walker in a Flyers uniform actually exist)
The Big Bird Award for the Biggest Nose: Braydon Coburn
|If only I could afford a nose job, alas, I'm not Dan Ellis.|
|Mike, uhh, that felt really good...|
The Biggest Loser Award: Scott Hartnell.
No, there isn't gonna be a joke about losing his wife to Jeff Carter to here.
|Above: Before, Below, After|
|See, no hair make Hartnell angry|
The I Better Get An Award Or Else Award: Chris Pronger
|This face scares me, it says "Beware|
of Elbow" Chris Pronger is god.