Yes that's right, another song parody. (Sing to Angels We Have Heard On High..which means...sing the chorus right in your mind when reading this). Long story short, we're rolling this song because of the Flyers amazing 3-2 victory over the Penguins to end their 12 game winning streak.
"Dive and Cry"
Crosby starts to whine and cry
After someone looks his way
And the ref gives a reply
A minor sends him away
Dive and Cry
Bettman looks the other way
Dive and Cry
Campbell looks the other way
Ovi slewfoots like a douche
After someone turns their back
And Bettman has no clue
Because he is such a quack
Board and spear
Bettman looks the other way
Board and spear
Campbell looks the other way
Subban is a whiny bitch
Always running his big mouth
And now digging his own ditch
Mike Richards will punch him out
Drop the gloves
PK gets what he deserves
Drop the gloves
Midgets cannot save his ass
Patrick likes to sip the wine
Then punch out the cabbie
Something tells me he's not fine
Hangovers are really crappy
Drink the booze
Kane soon will pass out again
Drink the booze
Kane is super drunk again
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