Salo's Balls (Another Christmas Parody)

Yes it's a third song on my NHL-Christmas list. (Editor's Note: Amy took her hand to writing most of this one)

Shooting at the net, is a man named Duncan Keith
From this shot will come, Salo's hospital fees
Balls on Salo ring
Making Sami cry
What luck it is to nearly die
On the rink tonight

O Salo's balls, Salo's balls
Salo's hurt again
O how bad it is to be
A man with Sami's luck
O Salo's balls, Salo's balls
Salo's hurt again
O how bad it is to be
A man with Sami's luck



Author's Note: I wanted to write a second verse, but Salo got hurt again.