Yesterday we showed you what the Flyers want for Christmas, well, we also found out what the rest of the NHL wants for Christmas, here's what we found out.
Taylor Hall: To hopefully get a chance to play on an NHL team.
The New Jersey Devils: That the CBA is followed and Kovalchuk's contract is voided.
Brian Burke: Tyler Seguin and a 2011 Lottery pick
Mike Green: Someone who can teach me how to play defense...oh crap, I got Scott Hannan instead
Henrik and Daniel Sedin: A triplet who's identical to us as well
Toronto Maple Leafs Fans: Free therapy from a psychologist...and not Down Goes Spezza
Sheldon Souray: Nothing, I finally got the fuck out of Edmonton
Sidney Crosby: A real wing
Colin Campbell: The ability to use a BlackBerry
Gary Bettman: Expansion to Havana, Mexico City, San Juan, Cairo, and Death Valley...if necessary teams will be removed from Toronto, Detroit, Montreal and Chicago
Don't Trade Vinny: A date with Marty St Louis
Wow, I want almost the same thing that Leaf fans want!! Never thought I'd see the day.
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