So as we probably all know, it's been almost 7 months since DGS had a real date. This needs to change, so I'm writing the official DGS-Girlfriend Application. Basically it's what DGS looks for in a woman, if you feel you fit the bill, feel free to either email me or comment and we'll see what happens.
Name:
Age: (If not between 18-30, stop here, you've been DQ'd)
Favorite NHL team: (Note: Fans of the Penguins, Devils, Rangers, Bruins or Red Wings need not apply)
Favorite MLB team: (Note: Fans of the Red Sox, Mets, Braves, Dodgers, Giants, Cubs or Cardinals need not apply)
Favorite NFL team: (Note: Fans of the Patriots, Giants, Redskins, or Tom Brady need not apply)
Complete the following sentences:
Chris Pronger is...
Sidney Crosby is...
Alex Ovechkin is...
Tomas Vokouns is...
Chris Chelios is...
The Better Sedin is...
Yes/No questions.
Answer the following questions with a Yes or No
1. Can you tell the Sedins apart?
2. Do the Habs need to grow?
3. Is Glen Sather an awesome GM?
4. Does Gary Bettman suck?
5. Is Finland awesome?
Multiple Choice
1. In 2010-11 and moving forward from there, Zach Parise looks best on
A. Mike Richards wing
B. Jeff Carter's wing
C. Claude Giroux's wing
D. Danny Briere's wing
2. Sergei Bobrovsky will win
A. The Calder Trophy
B. The Vezina Trophy
C. The Conn Smythe Trophy
D. A Stanley Cup as a Flyer
3. James van Riemsdyk is
A. Expendable
B. Tradeable
C. an MVP waiting to happen
D. Useless
4. If we're on a date and Chris Pronger walks up to us, you will...
A. Tell him to take a picture with me
B. Not stare dreamily at him
C. Make him take a picture with me
D. Smack be back to reality, then take my picture with him, then smack me again.
5. Can I trust Jeff Carter around you?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Of course, we're not married yet
D. WTF?
Essay section, please write one paragraph on ONE of the following topics explaining your opinion.
Martin Brodeur is the best ever, why or why not?
Who's the greatest defenseman of the last 20 years, Chris Pronger or Nick Lidstrom?
Which N. Backstrom is better and why?
Was the Gagne trade worth it?
Mandatory Non-Hockey related question.
What do you think about Cliff Lee? (Please write 3 sentences on this)
To all those who enter, best of luck. DGS will contact you soon.
If you're paying, I'll fill this thing out. P.S. I like sushi.
ReplyDelete"Favorite NHL team: (Note: Fans of the Penguins, Devils, Rangers, Bruins or Red Wings need not apply)"
ReplyDeleteI assume you skipped the part about Sens fans because they don't exist, right?
If Sens fans show up, then someone divided by 0
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