The Pronger Prayer

Thy Holy Leader:
Christopher Robert Pronger

As we all know, I find myself frequently attending the Cult Religion of the Most Snarky Holy Lord of Elbows, Christopher Robert Pronger. Well, in what I hope because a series, Lord Pronger has taught us how to properly pray.

(Editor's Note: OK, seriously now, we're not trying to offend anyone who is religious. It's a joke, this is a comedy blog. If you haven't figured this out yet, you're probably a Mets (well shit, can't use that joke now...) Washington Nationals fan. Or someone who thinks Mike Milbury is intelligent, in which case, there's no hope for you anyway.)

Our Pronger

Our Pronger, who throws the Elbows

Hollowed be their brains

The Elbows come

The slapshots zoom

On the PP as on even Strength

Give us today, our daily snark

And forgive us for stealing pucks

As they forgive you for stealing pucks against them

And lead us not to the golf course

But deliver us to Stanley Cups

Amen