#1 Vancouver vs #8 Chicago
What you need to know about Vancouver: Roberto Luongo fears the United Center
What you need to know about Chicago: Patrick Kane's still drunk from June 2010
Who's gonna win?- Chelsea Dagger stabs the Canucks again, Chicago wins in 6
#2 San Jose vs #7 Los Angeles
What you need to know about San Jose: Joe Thornton hasn't been that it's playoff time yet.
What you need to know about Los Angeles: Terry Murray and John Stevens are running their bench
Who's gonna win? Gotta be San Jose, Thornton won't see a calendar...and do you REALLY think a team with John Stevens on their bench has a playoff run in them?
#3 Detroit vs #6
What you need to know about Detroit: Detroit's roster remembers playing in the NHL before the NHL was in Winnipeg...come to think of it, I'm pretty sure the Red Wings remember the last time the Ottawa Senators won a Stanley Cup
What you need to know about Phoenix: Biz-Nasty plays for them, which means this series will have the most interesting tweets.
Who's gonna win? Since there's obviously no such thing as hockey in Phoenix...Detroit wins
#4 Anaheim vs #5 Nashville
What you need to know about Anaheim: They have 5 star players, Getzlaf, Perry, Ryan, Selanne and Visnovsky...but they're goalie is Dan Ellis and his backup is the #DanEllisProblems
What you need to know about Nashville: They're goalie is kinda huge...and not like Tim Thomas or Marty Brodeur. Also, they have a defenseman with a giant slapshot...wait...huge goalie...D-man with a 104+MPH slapshot...are you SURE we're not talking about the Bruins? Apparently, yes, I can confirm, Nashville has a hockey team...and Mike Fisher-Underwood plays for them. Ok, then...wow...learn something everyday.
Who's Gonna win? Nashville, because Dan Ellis will refuse to stop Shea Weber's slapshot.